Mrs.Morpheus

Sep 23

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
Sep 22

the-woman-of-belgravia:

i-am-not-amused:

”Women don’t belong in sci-fi”

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”Women aren’t funny”

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”Nobody wants to see ensemble women comedies”

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”Women can’t write good action stories”

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”Women can’t direct good movies”

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”Women aren’t good authors”

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”Women can’t be action stars”

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Sep 22
fatandfabulousmermaid:

getupoffathathang:

danceadicklessjig:

religiousdonut:

cruiserswagger:

attackontartan:

gojikas:

like-we-arethe-stars:

onlylolgifs:

STOLE A KISS PRANK

I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.

For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank. 

If someone did this to me, their life would be forfeit.

Ugh fuck this bullshit

Yes stop letting straight white boys do whatever the hell they want

SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK


OMFG THIS IS LITERALLY MY WORST FUCKING FEARI hate kissing I hate touching peopleMore specifically i hate strangers who do shit like thisThis is sexual assaultI will kill anyone who did this

If you sexually assault me like this ill literally rip your fucking lips off and shove them up your ass so they come back out your mouth.This is disgusting. This is NOT funny. I repeat, this is NOT fucking funny

fatandfabulousmermaid:

getupoffathathang:

danceadicklessjig:

religiousdonut:

cruiserswagger:

attackontartan:

gojikas:

like-we-arethe-stars:

onlylolgifs:

STOLE A KISS PRANK

I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.

For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank. 

If someone did this to me, their life would be forfeit.

Ugh fuck this bullshit

Yes stop letting straight white boys do whatever the hell they want

SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK

OMFG THIS IS LITERALLY MY WORST FUCKING FEAR

I hate kissing
I hate touching people

More specifically i hate strangers who do shit like this

This is sexual assault

I will kill anyone who did this

If you sexually assault me like this ill literally rip your fucking lips off and shove them up your ass so they come back out your mouth.

This is disgusting. This is NOT funny. I repeat, this is NOT fucking funny

Sep 22

darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

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Sep 22
mszombi:

shadyoaks:

petitedeath:

site-3:

seawitchintraining:

softurl:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 


PRUNES????????????????

Caviar??? Nah in Cali its all about carnitas

I fuckin love grits I can literally eat it for everyfuckin meal

i give no fucks about halibut.. its a boring fish.. you would think it would be salmon lol. also wtf oregon.. who the hell is crazy about capers??

grew up in Michigan, never had gritsalthough we are the South of the North so it’s not surprising

I was born and raised in Arkansas and according to this our favorite food is “entree” which confuses the shit out of me because as far as I know that’s not a specific food???? That’s just the main course???? It could be literally anything???? What the fuck, Arkansas, did you not understand the question?

mszombi:

shadyoaks:

petitedeath:

site-3:

seawitchintraining:

softurl:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

PRUNES????????????????

Caviar??? Nah in Cali its all about carnitas

I fuckin love grits I can literally eat it for everyfuckin meal

i give no fucks about halibut.. its a boring fish.. you would think it would be salmon lol.
also wtf oregon.. who the hell is crazy about capers??

grew up in Michigan, never had grits

although we are the South of the North so it’s not surprising

I was born and raised in Arkansas and according to this our favorite food is “entree” which confuses the shit out of me because as far as I know that’s not a specific food???? That’s just the main course???? It could be literally anything???? What the fuck, Arkansas, did you not understand the question?

Sep 22

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

Sep 22

Raven Characteristics, Inspired by [x]

Sep 22

guiltyhipster:

shinyeren:

shinyeren:

what team

SURVEY CORPS

GET YOUR REMAINING LIMBS IN THE GAME

Sep 22

fivefootfire:

eclecticwiccan:

IMPORTANT

THIS. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO RESTAURANT WORKERS AND STORE EMPLOYEES. I MAY BE AN ASSHOLE BUT NOT TO THOSE FOLKS WHO DO STUFF FOR ME BECAUSE I CAN’T

Sep 22
martininamerica:

thesquirtlesquad:

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty


Great book.

martininamerica:

thesquirtlesquad:

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

Great book.

Sep 22

actualprincesskatie:

zeekubeast:

Uaaah okay now I have to do a feelings post on these three darlings.

Mabel, Grenda, and Candy are the most adorable little girls ever on TV and I’m so glad they exist as sympathetic characters instead of ‘weirdos’.

Grenda is big and butch and has a lizard, all of which are very taboo traits for a young girl to have, and the writing does show that she is bullied for these things.

Candy is shown as obviously foreign, probably having learned english as a second language, and shows an interesting and unusual train of thought - trying out things in a junior science kind of way.

Both these characters would probably have been scripted as unsympathetic on any other show, but they aren’t. They become Mabel’s friends within the first two minutes of showing up.

And the way Mabel reacts to them.. just.. “I’ve found my people”. She recognizes them as kindred spirits and tries to win a competition for THEIR SAKE.

It’s just a really good, sweet portrayal of girl friendships.

I prolly cried a bit.

Sep 22

beautifulpurpleflame:

This is such an important moment and it shouldn’t be glanced over.  This is the first time someone in the entire series has said that Raven is beautiful.  Look at her reaction to those words in the fourth panel.  For a moment she looks absolutely vulnerable.  In her experience people have always fawned over and adored Starfire for her beauty.  But for once someone acknowledges her and says that she’s beautiful.  As much as Raven says physical beauty doesn’t matter this shows that a part of her does believe it’s important.

This is why Malchior was able to manipulate her so easily.  He knew exactly what she wanted to hear.  She wanted to feel like someone understood her, that she wasn’t creepy, and that she was beautiful.  And when he made her feel special she gave him everything he asked for without question.  And in the end she paid dearly.

This episode should be seen by all teenage girls.  This is the stuff boys will tell you in order to get what they want.  And if someone as smart as Raven can get taken advantage of then obviously you’re just as at risk.  Have confidence in yourself no matter how you look or what you like and when a guy tries to trick you with cheap words you’ll know better.

But don’t forget, not all boys are like Malchior.  Some of them are like Beast Boy; the guy who no matter what you do and how bad you screw up he’ll still be there and tell you that you matter.  He won’t ask for anything more than some of your time, some of your attention.  He just wants to see you smile without any other ulterior motives.  And he’ll let you know that even when you feel completely alone in the world you’re not.  You’re only as alone as you choose to be.

Sep 22

Anonymous said: I love when you give raven a new hairstyle!!! can u make another one plz!?!?!?!?

ceshira:

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Sep 22

spoopy-sweden:

saying, “why be cis when you can be trans,” just completely takes away the seriousness of this movement. that phrase makes it sound like this really is just a trend and that people put on these labels just to be cool. i am completely for pride when it comes to being trans, but this is not pride. this is making our movement seem like a bunch of kids who just want to be cool. people are going to see us like even more of a joke when this phrase is being spread.

Sep 22

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking