Mrs.Morpheus

Jul 26

quote No, it’s not all men, but it’s way too fucking many.

— Laci Green, on misogyny.  (via fiftyshadesofdevingray)
Jul 25

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

Jul 25
Jul 25

catsbeaversandducks:

Kittens wearing bibs. That’s all.

Photos by ©shimejiwasabi

Jul 25

2by2handsofblue:

abbadonallhope:

bitterassfandom:

onedirectionfangirlproblems:

usa gets silver:

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russia gets silver:

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chinese get silver:

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british get bronze:

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actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!

Canada gets silver:image

ok but it’s canada

Jul 25

we-are-like-young-avocados:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

Jul 25

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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Jul 25
  • Not Pansexuality: "I don't care about gender!! Gender is meaningless!"
  • Pansexuality: "I understand that gender can be an important part of someone's identity, but it will have no effect on whether I am attracted to them."
Jul 25

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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Jul 25

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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Jul 25

uchihafuck:

“There’s no advantage to hurrying through life.”

Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto. カカシ班

Jul 24

Anonymous said: Hey I was wondering if you could link me to the first part of your merman series?

iwritestony:

one. two. three. four. five.

enjoy :3

Jul 24
iwritestony:


Steve/Tony. 406 words. PG.
A/N: Ohhhh man, Merman AU. Let’s not screw this up. I could be persuaded for more if you like this… part two. 
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iwritestony:

Steve/Tony. 406 words. PG.

A/N: Ohhhh man, Merman AU. Let’s not screw this up. I could be persuaded for more if you like this… part two.

Read More

Jul 24
iwritestony:


Steve/Tony. 385 words. PG.
A/N: Anon gets what anon wants. The last part of my Merman AU. It was so fun to write. here’s the link to the first part, if you need it
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iwritestony:

Steve/Tony. 385 words. PG.

A/N: Anon gets what anon wants. The last part of my Merman AU. It was so fun to write. here’s the link to the first part, if you need it

Read More

Jul 24

disneypedia:

brokensmolders:

This had to be done.

Basically every fandom